If moons were cats, most planets would be the typical cat dad/mum, and Jupiter would be that crazy old neighbour with too many of them.
…wait a minute considering how our Moon developed, even moon adoption is cat-like! You don’t say “I want a moon”, the moon just hits you and say “you know what, I’m living here now!”
Don’t forget Saturn’s 145 moons!
But it’s got rings for them to play with.
Because Beyoncé likes Saturn.
Not shown: Jupiter occasionally tearing one apart and strewing its innards all around or abducting random passerbys and eating them.
I was going to say, just like the god it’s named after, but I guess it was Saturn who ate babies.
Who amongst us haven’t snacked on some infant from time to time? Amirite, fellow atheists?
I’d expect that more from Catholics. They do the whole “body of Christ,” thing
I had a good reply to this comment, but an anonymous mod deleted it for being “adult content/inappropriate”.
Apparently it’s fine to joke about literally consuming the flesh of infants, but alluding in a lighthearted and completely SFW way to the fact that the catholic church is amongst other things a factory that produces pedophiles is verboten 🤦
I managed to read that before it was removed. No sense of humor
No sense of humor
…the mod, right? 😁
