It’s true. Cable elves were hunted to extinction by cable goblins by the late 1980’s.
then who the fuck keeps tangling my cables?
Me
how dare you
The cable borrowers of course!
Oh my god, a Borrowers reference? I friggen loved that movie as a kid haha
John
fuck john
The mind goblins
W-what’s a mind goblin?
inhales
Mind goblin'
DEEZ NUTS GOTTEM
The cable goblins took over.
Thought it was funny.
The best explanation for the entanglement of cables is topological :
There’s an infinite amounts of states a cable can be twisted and tangled in. There’s but one state that we are happy with: a straight unentangled state. That one state enduring is a statistical impossibility.
Therefore anger at entangled cables is like getting mad that the number of grains of sand on the beach is not a constant.
Science hippies answering questions no one asked
