Imagine how much wasted time, pain, and global suffering he could have avoided by just not making this.
Why do you hate sensuality?
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Man could have gone out, touched grass, and maybe got a hug.
I dunno, I think making things like this is Clowes’ lifeline. He makes comics about how dirty and self hating he is to keep himself going.
So I reckon it’s no waste of time and reduced global suffering and pain.
Today is a terrible day for eyes.
I know you are being ironic and such, but it’s amazing how conservative people have gotten. Next thing you know women will be required to wear dresses.
That is a creepy ass Santa lol
Ironically Conservatives love that third panel with the children.
I hear that the average conservative has 2 horns and a tail. And feasts regularly on human flesh.
The average American conservative wants to by a genital inspector outside of bathrooms. That’s why they are so obsessed with the trans community.
Bunch of fucking weirdos.
The average American conservative is not filled with organs like you or I. His body is hollow, lined with thick black velvet.
Dude, in every panel of this Santa’s targets appear to not want to be touched. Santa needs to learn that and go away. He crossed a line.
Not to mention trespassing.
Maybe he needs a visit from Consent Santa?
Congratulations, you’re now at level 2 of the joke.
Legit though Clowes’ work is all about self-loathing and feeling dirty. It’s not easy or pleasant.
At first I didn’t like this, but then I noticed the apology at the bottom.
Shame is a universal condiment.
Can I put it on my fries?
Yes, but it only works when you put it while naked
Shame is an emotion you idiot, you can’t put it on a physical object. (So yes, here you go.)
Then I hated it even more. He knew what he was doing.
Well, this is cursed.
Well, that’s enough internet for today. Cheers folks!
Trump gets weirder every day
Sensual Beans bath
Crying during a surprise massage is the perfect one panel for this comic.
Jack Chick vibes.
