Looks like she’s down for delivery as well
Nice
No one understands the struggling men
And she brought a guest to share the pizza.
He was supposed to get to the delivery room. Not get delivery to the room. Tsk tsk tsk
After he was done eating she even made him throw away his own paper plates. So inconsiderate.
Someone explain why thin pizzas are cut like this instead of slices.
Because the crust isn’t strong enough to hold the typical sized triangle…
Looks like Domino’s, and Domino’s is not real pizza.
When a grown-ass man is mangry from all of those emotional and feminine distractions that took away from epic
time, after he endured the emasculating humiliation of being seen buying feminine care products when the wife was too morning sick to get them herself 
, the logical thing to do is to renew that man card with le epic processed meat product, with sufficient mantastic ingredients to trigger the vegans. 
The woman’s been baking a bun in her oven for 9 months, for god’s sake.
Grab your slice already and close the damn box! You letting all the heat escape!
Wow this is so epic. You win the Internet gentlesir
‘Settle’
